In a sense, he’s the digital equivalent of that creepy guy behind the one-way mirror in a WalMart dressing room.
Now…in a perfect world, being a lurker here at the VTB should be a secure, relaxing activity—with said lurker being comfortably wrapped in the warm, cozy cloak of his own impenetrable anonymity.
But alas, the VTB world is far from perfect. Why? Because that little Site Meter box at the bottom of my blog knows all…and tells all.
What does it tell me?
Well…it tells me the city and country in which every reader of this VTB sits, how long was his visit, how many pages he viewed, and which Google search words got him here. And let me tell ya…that latter nugget of information can be pretty darn interesting. 😉
So…with that background information in hand, I am pleased to announce a new VTB segment called, “Out that Lurker!”
That’s right…every now and again, I am going “out” whichever lurker has grabbed my attention of late. And today’s outting victim is…
THAT GUY OR GIRL FROM TALLIN, HARJUMAA, ESTONIA!
Yeah, that’s right. I’m talking to *you*! Stop looking over your shoulder! There’s only one person from Estonia who ever reads my blog. So…if you’re reading this and there’s a snowmobile in your driveway with Estonian license plates, then congratulations! You’ve just been outted.
Now, get your ass over to the VTB Chat Lounge and introduce yourself. No need to give your name or political affiliation, but at least tell us what is your favorite candy bar and whether you have a tattoo.
And don’t worry if English isn’t your native language. Here at the VTB, we speak only the language of love.
And COCONUT!
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