
COCONUT-fever is, in fact, sweeping through Europe—and signs of the epidemic have now appeared in the south of France.
The photo above is provided courtesy of our new friend and vampiress, Calamity Tat.
You can tell that she (and not I) is responsible, because this COCONUT is (a) female, and (b) flanked by a 150€/ounce bottle of Coco Chanel perfume…rather than a 10€/quart jug of Old Spice.
Impressive, indeed…and a most welcome addition to our ever-expanding COCONUT Hall of Fame. But, you may be wondering, what makes Tat a vampiress?
To the best of my knowledge and belief, she doesn’t drink human blood—although I remain suspicious as to what she uses as a thickener for Coq au Vin.
No…“vampire/vampiress” is my now-official term for any blogger who is too chicken to post a Profile photo.
And in this respect, my sidebar is full of vampires [cough, cough, cough…Trac]—although The Big Finn certainly isn’t one of them. 😉
So…c’mon vampires! Don’t be a Coq! Grab a glass of Vin, loosen-up…and then go grab that digital camera.
You’re all amongst friends. And believe me…none of us are getting any younger, thinner or better-looking.
Except for The Big Finn, of course.
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