Well…I guess this explains a lot about your virtual bartender, doesn’t it?
COCONUT!
SAL DeTRAGLIA's VIRTUAL TAPAS BAR
Above average home cook, published humorist, endurance athlete, former ex-pat, recovering attorney, doting husband, dedicated dad, non-Italian speaking Italian-American, and endearingly lousy ukulele player. It’s all true. It’s all Sal. This website (www.saldetraglia.com) is my outlet to inform and entertain, on both the personal and professional fronts.
Well…I guess this explains a lot about your virtual bartender, doesn’t it?
COCONUT!
Wow! That is scary, and he is even my dad!!!
Honee… The coconut man turned out to be Ali G. Junior.
Live and learn!
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Oh my, I find this QUITE alarming. And yes, it explains everything.
🙂
Does your mom look like Phyllis Diller?
And while I’m here, could I have a Cosmopolitan, please?
Sal – Are you sure that man is Dad? Looks an awfully lot like Tony Orlando.
Christina – I used to like you.
Signed,
Big Mamma
A splendid looking chap!
I don’t mean Borat…
Sal’s Big Mamma – please accept my most humble apologies. I have seen your picture and you are a thousand, no, a million times more beautiful than Phyllis!
I guess we’re lucky Sal opened a Virtual Tapas Bar, and not a Virtual Yak Butter Bar instead!
I see Dad has the trademark Tyra Banks five-head going on too hehe.
Christina,
Apology accepted.
Big Mamma
All: If you think my Dad looks like Borat (and maybe you don’t, but I do), you should see our cousin David T.
For sure, anyone reading this who knows Dave is laughing right now.
Kurt: “Five head?” Is this the type of American slang that I’m missing out on by living here? Anyway…find me ten men over 35 who don’t have five-head going.
Sal – Google “Kyra Banks five head” and you’ll get it. I didn’t have a clue either. Living in the outback does have its disadvantages.
That is a truly fascinating (and slightly disturbing) discovery! Is your aunt #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan?
I was amused by the Borat schtick at first, but he has been on the news so much around here that I’m not really motivated to see the movie. It’s like, been there, done that. Although I did enjoy what I saw of his interview on the Today Show this morning. He was on (as Borat) discussing the success of the movie’s opening, and he said he was going to celebrate with a prostitute and asked Matt Lauer for his recommendation. Matt looked very uncomfortable.
We should start a Dad’s Celebrity Look-alike Club. People always say my dad looks like a) Kenny Rogers (pre-multiple facelifts) or b) Jerry Garcia. (It usually depends on how long he goes between hair and beard trims.)
Thankfully, I take after my mother. 🙂
There are a couple of law suits going on in Germany at the moment concerning the film. Something to do with violating post-war German defamation laws. Heavy stuff.
Hmm…who does my dad look like? Billy Crystal maybe.
Well … it’s all been said and I’m in the midst of a small crisis now, I’m not sure my dad looks like anyone … only himself.
LOL – what can I say – “high 5″…
I heard he is actually Albanian!?