Here is a conversation that I overheard at Bar Gema this morning.
PATRON: Antonio! Gimme an apple juice.
BARTENDER: We don’t have any apple juice.
[Pause]
PATRON: Then…gimme a beer.
Well…at least he can tell his wife that he tried.
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PATRON: Antonio! Gimme an apple juice.
BARTENDER: We don’t have any apple juice.
[Pause]
PATRON: Then…gimme a beer.
