Check out Mausi’s brilliant write-up, and you’ll learn what to spread on a cracker while stoned.
Also, Kick Shoe Kooy—a woman who apparently prefers to remove Band-Aids® millimeter-by-millimeter, rather than in one mighty rip—has published the first of what, presumably, will be five installments on this topic. Check it out, and you’ll learn why a box of raw liver is unlikely to replace diamonds as “a girl’s best friend.”
*blushes profusely* 🙂