If an alien spacecraft should land in my neighborhood, I’ll know who to blame: The guy in the house pictured above!
Just look at those antennae! What is he doing with them?
Watching “Good Morning Sri Lanka” on TV?
Making telephone calls to his mother…beyond the grave?
Enticing whales off the coast of Chile to beach themselves?
I’d love to ask him, but I’m afraid. His house is surrounded by an iron security fence, wired with surveillance cameras and alarm systems, and guarded by very buff Rottweiller. Plus, he has a plaque bolted next to his mailbox that says, “The Godfather.” If you think I’m kidding, then buy a plane ticket and come see for yourself.
In the meantime, I’ll just keep hoping that he’ll decide to move to Lichtenstein soon…and sell his house to a nice Amish family.
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