Have you ever watched an Italian TV variety show? Having spent last week in Italy, I can assure you that I have. And boy, are they are kitschy!
As if their Ed Sullivan-like format and abundance of B-list lounge crooners were not cheesy enough, they take every possible opportunity to jiggle a bikini-clad babe in front of the camera.
Does the host need a microphone? A bikini-clad babe will bring it to him.
Does special guest “Luigi and his dancing Pomeranians” need to be escorted on or off the stage? A bikini-clad babe will show them the way.
And who do you think introduces the bikini-clad babe to the audience? You guessed it…another bikini-clad babe.
I therefore should not have been surprised to stumble across this bar (pictured above) near the beach in Torre Canne (Bari). How do they entice passersby to come in for a beer and burger? With a bikini-clad babe. Made of plywood, no less!
It just confirms that classic proverb from Dr. Seuss:
From there to here
From here to there
Funny things are everywhere.
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