So…you’re probably wondering what I did for Christmas Eve.
The night typically starts with drinks when the guests start arriving. We then slide into the appetizers. Above, we see a shrimp-based ceviche that my mother made. We usually have one new dish each year or so, and this was it for 2006.
Also on the appetizer table was a mountain of chilled shrimp, with two cocktail sauces. One was a standard cocktail sauce with horseradish, and the other was a mixture of wasabi mayo and ketchup. I tried, but Mom wouldn’t let me add cilantro.
Smelt-o-rama! Smelt is probably the most important dish of the night. It has *always* been on the Christmas Eve menu. It has special meaning, because my Grandfather was the smelt chef when Christmas Eve was at their house during the 70’s. For the last decade or so, I’ve taken over that job.
We treat smelt as an appetizer now–because they soften if left sitting around. I fry them up on “The Runway” (i.e., a section of my Mom’s countertop that may only be used for food prep…at all other times, it must–under penalty of death–remain 100% free of clutter) while others inhale the shrimp and tortillas and salsa and dips.
Another appetizer (which somehow managed to escape my camera) were clams. Five dozen clams–most of which were snarfed by my nephew Nicky-baby.
Smelt-frying is a two man job, so I recruited my sister as my assistant–an assistant who was far too overdressed for such a messy task. She dredged the smelt in flour, dipped in egg and dredged in flour a second time while I manned the fryer. We did a split batch last night: half the smelt done the traditional way, the other half with Cajun spice spiking the flour. Most preferred the latter. Sorry, Grandpa.
Pardon the cheesy smile, but smelt brings out the nut in me.
More smelt-induced cheesiness; this time, with the help of Arm’s daughter.
In between the appetizers and the sit-down meal, Santa always stops by with gifts for the kids. None of the kids ever questions why Arm has mysteriously disappeared during each of Santa’s visits during the past ten years. Perhaps he’s Santa-phobic?
After Santa leaves and Arm re-appears, we move into the dining room for the sit-down meal.
Which features spaghetti with oil/garlic/anchovy sauce, and spaghetti with red calamari sauce.
And also, Cajun crawfish and scallops.
BTW…If you’re wondering why there’s such an encroachment of Cajun food in our otherwise traditional Italo-American menu, the answer is simple. Arm is from Louisiana.
And also, an endless supply of crab legs. FrankenFeet and Dad boiled them on the deck, using the turkey deep-fryer to speed things along.
After dinner, we do the Secret Santa gift exchange. We each draw names from a hat in November, and buy a Secret Santa gift for that person. The tradition quickly turned into a contest to see who comes up with the cleverest (or most raunchy) gag gift.
This year, I drew my mother’s name. I bought her a rather large, jolly, terra cotta Buddha for The Runway–whose belly Mom rubbed for about twenty minutes.
And finally, FrankenFeet’s step-daughter (who is a pretty talented baker) brought dessert. I am proud of this girl, because it was I who began giving her baking and dessert cookbooks for Christmas since she was thirteen years old.
And that, my friends, was my Christmas Eve. Any celebration that combines Italian food, Cajun food and Buddha seems a night worth telling others about.
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